Laugh for the day

THIS IS AN ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659
CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY


A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the
man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved
to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man
burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had
the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about
20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, Well your Honour, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus,I couldn't help but notice her
condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said,
"The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
"Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
"William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly
contain myself. BUT, your Honour,when she moved the fourth
time and sat under a sign that said,
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"...I just lost it.
"CASE DISMISSED!!"